Have you ever woken up after a long night of drinking and accidentally shit your pants? Well we have the solution for you! After many close calls and real accidents, our research has discovered the number one home remedy for a leaky bunghole. This of course, is the manpon. The manpon is a simple wad of toilet paper (two ply) that is inserted between the buttcheeks, inferior and adjacent to the anus. The manpon is a simple absorbancy tool specifically engineered to catch any buttsneeze that may possibly jettison from the anus. The manpon works for DADS (day after drinking shits), diarrhea, and any other sort of butt allergy mankind may suffer from. When used correctly, the manpon will give you a sense of relief from even your of your most vicious anal problems. CAUTION: prolonged use of the manpon may lead to toxic shock syndrome, and should be changed regularly.
Next week: Is shaving your ass hair beneficial, or detrimental? Hint... the answer starts with a "d"
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